Checking out the bit between departure and arrival. I hope I never get there.
This is a journal more than a blog.
Very self-centred. It is written for some future me. I am not looking for a following. You may read it. Please comment, but please don't judge. I write about what interests me, concerns me, and a bit about what happens to me. I hope some of it interests or entertains you.I should probably have titled this blog "Shit Happens". Because it does.
Sometimes I quote a song or some poetry, either just because I really like it, or because it expresses something I cannot put as eloquently into my own words. Occasionally i am brave enough to publish one of my own.
Category Archives: Humour
A Good Time
Wandering up the street last evening I came upon a quite attractive young lady who was, I thought, clad rather skimpily even for this hot climate. She asked me if I would like to have a good time. I was not … Continue reading
Medicated for Your Protection
It says on the packet “Do not take these tablets if the seal on the pack is broken”. Once I opened the pack, I suddenly realised I had a problem.
Posted in Autobiography, Health and wellness, Humour
Tagged Autobiography, depression, equanimity, medication, reasoned argument
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ODAD
I believe I may have discovered a new medical syndrome. I may even be the first person to suffer it. But probably not. Nonetheless it would be cool if it became known as Freshwater’s Syndrome. A more scientific terminology … Continue reading
Sushi
This week, I had my first food complaint in years. A dear little old lady who is quite a well-known character here in Katanning called me to complain that she ate some sushi which tasted like petrol, burned her mouth and throat … Continue reading
Trolling
I am beginning to get an inkling of the sense of fun that trolls get. I am not against hunting. As a recreational pastime and as a source of food it is fine. Attempting to exterminate an indigenous species out of misguided … Continue reading
Memory Reprise
Continuuing my occasional reposting of earlier classics: From April 2007; I was just given the neatest excuse as to why the Ministry server with my Environmental Discussion Database was going slow: It had a memory leak. Rebooting fixed it. That … Continue reading
Drop bears target tourists, study says
Drop bears target tourists, study says BY AMY MIDDLETON | Drop bears are less likely to attack people with Australian accents, according to experts at Curtin University in Perth. DROP BEARS TARGET PEOPLE with foreign accents more often than those who are Australian-born, … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Husbandry, Art, Entertainment, fiction, Folklore, Handy Hints, Humour, Nightmares, Photography, tall tales, Wildlife
Tagged dealing with life, denial bay, Dropbears, History, Humour, Life the universe and everything, Pets, Scams
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New Get-Rich-Quick Scheme
I am looking for investors in my new toy company. Our first product will be the… Investors please send cash cheques and money orders.
Posted in complaints rorts and rip=offs, Computers and Internet, Entertainment, fiction, Games, Hobbies, Humour, Scams, weapons
Tagged birds, dealing with life, don't talk to me about life!, frogs, Humour
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Hodophilia 