Category Archives: Humour

A Good Time

Wandering up the street last evening I came upon a quite attractive young lady who was, I thought, clad rather skimpily even for this hot climate.  She asked me if I would like to have a good time. I was not … Continue reading

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Medicated for Your Protection

It says on the packet “Do not take these tablets if the seal on the pack is broken”. Once I opened the pack, I suddenly realised I had a problem.

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Sometimes He Just Sits and Stares

                               

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ODAD

I believe I may have discovered a new medical syndrome.    I may even be the first person to suffer it.  But probably not.  Nonetheless it would be cool if it became known as Freshwater’s Syndrome. A more scientific terminology … Continue reading

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Sushi

This week, I had my first food complaint in years.  A dear little old lady who is quite a well-known character here in Katanning called me to complain that she ate some sushi which tasted like petrol, burned her mouth and throat … Continue reading

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Trolling

I am beginning to get an inkling of the sense of fun that trolls get.  I am not against hunting. As a recreational pastime and as a source of food it is fine. Attempting to exterminate an indigenous species out of misguided … Continue reading

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Memory Reprise

Continuuing my occasional reposting of earlier classics: From April 2007; I was just given the neatest excuse as to why the Ministry server with my Environmental Discussion Database was going slow: It had a memory leak.  Rebooting fixed it.  That … Continue reading

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Drop bears target tourists, study says

Drop bears target tourists, study says BY AMY MIDDLETON | Drop bears are less likely to attack people with Australian accents, according to experts at Curtin University in Perth. DROP BEARS TARGET PEOPLE with foreign accents more often than those who are Australian-born, … Continue reading

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I am the Most Interesting Person I Know.

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New Get-Rich-Quick Scheme

I am looking for investors in my new toy company. Our first product will be the…   Investors please send cash cheques and money orders.  

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