Category Archives: Humour

A Good Time

Wandering up the street last evening I came upon a quite attractive young lady who was, I thought, clad rather skimpily even for this hot climate.  She asked me if I would like to have a good time. I was not … Continue reading

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Medicated for Your Protection

It says on the packet “Do not take these tablets if the seal on the pack is broken”. Once I opened the pack, I suddenly realised I had a problem.

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Sometimes He Just Sits and Stares


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I believe I may have discovered a new medical syndrome.    I may even be the first person to suffer it.  But probably not.  Nonetheless it would be cool if it became known as Freshwater’s Syndrome. A more scientific terminology … Continue reading

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This week, I had my first food complaint in years.  A dear little old lady who is quite a well-known character here in Katanning called me to complain that she ate some sushi which tasted like petrol, burned her mouth and throat … Continue reading

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I am beginning to get an inkling of the sense of fun that trolls get.  I am not against hunting. As a recreational pastime and as a source of food it is fine. Attempting to exterminate an indigenous species out of misguided … Continue reading

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Memory Reprise

Continuuing my occasional reposting of earlier classics: From April 2007; I was just given the neatest excuse as to why the Ministry server with my Environmental Discussion Database was going slow: It had a memory leak.  Rebooting fixed it.  That … Continue reading

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