Tag Archives: Humour

A Good Time

Wandering up the street last evening I came upon a quite attractive young lady who was, I thought, clad rather skimpily even for this hot climate.  She asked me if I would like to have a good time. I was not … Continue reading

Posted in Communication and language, Humour | Tagged , | 3 Comments

Sometimes He Just Sits and Stares


Posted in Art, Autobiography, Humour, Nightmares | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

End of Romance – A poem, for you.

You know that empty feeling you get When you take a huge dump Following a few days’ constipation. That is the feeling I have Now you are gone.

Posted in Autobiography, Relationships | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment


I believe I may have discovered a new medical syndrome.    I may even be the first person to suffer it.  But probably not.  Nonetheless it would be cool if it became known as Freshwater’s Syndrome. A more scientific terminology … Continue reading

Posted in Autobiography, Depression, Health and wellness, Humour, Life, don't talk to me about life!, Lifestyle | Tagged , , , , , , | 1 Comment


Yesterday, for the first time in five years, I removed all my clothing in the presence of a woman.  She was a nurse, of course. She examined me all over, even the soles of my feet, for signs of melanoma. … Continue reading

Posted in Autobiography, Health and wellness, Relationships | Tagged , , , , , , | 1 Comment

A Brief History of Time

    Click it for a closer look.

Posted in Animal Husbandry, Art, Autobiography, birds, Camping, cars, Drugs, fiction, Folklore, Health and wellness, History, Hobbies, Lifestyle, lizards, Motorbikes, Motorcycling, Nature, Pets, Philosophy, Photography, snakes, Swag, tall tales, Wildlife | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment


FREE adverb without cost or payment. synonyms: without charge, free of charge, for nothing, complimentary, gratis,   at no cost; informal for free, on the house Nothing is free. The sign said “Buy two, get one free”.  I asked for just the free one.  Turns out it wasn’t … Continue reading

Posted in Autobiography, complaints rorts and rip=offs, Life, don't talk to me about life!, Lifestyle, opinion | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment