Wandering up the street last evening I came upon a quite attractive young lady who was, I thought, clad rather skimpily even for this hot climate. She asked me if I would like to have a good time.
I was not at all sure where this might lead, but I had no fixed plans, so I agreed. She took me to her home and offered me a drink. And another. And another. As we drank she loosened what little clothing she wore and then asked me if I would like to accompany her to the bedroom.
I blush to relate what happened next, but it was certainly a Good Time.
After a time, or a few times, I fell sound asleep. When I awoke she brought me scrambled eggs and bacon and a very pleasant cup of coffee.
When at last I got up and dressed she said “How about some money?”
I thanked her very much and said no. She had already done quite enough for me.