Category Archives: complaints rorts and rip=offs

The Long Ride Pt2

I was so exhausted when I arrived in Port Hedland on Sunday evening that I knew I had to  do something.  I seriously considered abandoning the bike and finding some other way to get to Hall’s Creek. That silly thought … Continue reading

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Free

FREE adverb without cost or payment. synonyms: without charge, free of charge, for nothing, complimentary, gratis,   at no cost; informal for free, on the house Nothing is free. The sign said “Buy two, get one free”.  I asked for just the free one.  Turns out it wasn’t … Continue reading

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Hyperbole and Insults.

It must be a characteristic of the ill-educated and unintelligent, that they assume everyone is as stupid as they.  I have to curb my desire to react strongly and antagonistically and flame anyone who posts on Facebook such overly-hyped statements as This will … Continue reading

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New Get-Rich-Quick Scheme

I am looking for investors in my new toy company. Our first product will be the…   Investors please send cash cheques and money orders.  

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Criminal

Well, that’s it. The Vatican has pulled him into line. The promising new Pope is now officially just another criminal dickhead. Pope: Child abuse criticism unfair Pope Francis uses a rare interview to launch a defence of the Catholic Church’s … Continue reading

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Ah Me, Ah My

Life is full of little difficulties when one has only one fully functional arm.  I have a steadily  increasing appreciation of the problems facing the metaphorical one-armed paperhanger. Tasks such as hanging a calendar, putting things in high cupboards, cleaning … Continue reading

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Unreasonable

1350 hrs, Sunday.  Phone rings. “There are kids on dirt bikes next door riding round making noise”. “The Noise Control Act is mainly about controlling unreasonable noise at unreasonable hours. I don’t think I can help you much at this … Continue reading

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Pasteurisation

Louis Pasteur developed and patented the process of pasteurisation in the 1860s.  His purpose at the time was to prevent beer spoilage. By the early 1900s pasteurisation had solved the problem of many common water- and milk-borne diseases such as … Continue reading

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Hey Dave!

Remember when we came upon that hitch hiker? And YOU said we could not give her a lift because she had no helmet? And we never saw a cop for the next three days?  Well. I hope you can sleep … Continue reading

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Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?

Every community has one.  There is a gentleman in the Shire (we shall call him Mr Smithbrownjones) who, when he is taking his medication, is a decent sort, as most people are.  However, at other times he is best described as … Continue reading

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