It must be a characteristic of the ill-educated and unintelligent, that they assume everyone is as stupid as they. I have to curb my desire to react strongly and antagonistically and flame anyone who posts on Facebook such overly-hyped statements as
This will blow you away!
It didn’t. In fact I found it quite unsurprising, though somewhat amusing.
This is mind blowing!
Quite predictable actually. Interesting to watch, but scarcely mind-blowing. And the expression needs a hyphen.
69 things you didn’t know about New Zealand!
21 things you didn’t know that will blow you away!
I knew them all. Don’t assume that because you are uneducated, I am too. How about “Interesting facts I have learned“. Don’t project your ignorance onto others.
You have been (cutting tomatoes) (doing some other mundane task) wrong all your life!
I haven’t. Don’t think that because you are stupid, I am too.
A simple technique for cutting multiple cherry tomatoes in half.
Lastly, the most over-used word on Facebook today? Adorable.
On the other hand I did not know this. I do like new information.