Category Archives: fiction

A Brief History of Time

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Gravity

Playing with Photoshop.  I put myself into a film poster.  Just for fun.

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Drop bears target tourists, study says

Drop bears target tourists, study says BY AMY MIDDLETON | Drop bears are less likely to attack people with Australian accents, according to experts at Curtin University in Perth. DROP BEARS TARGET PEOPLE with foreign accents more often than those who are Australian-born, … Continue reading

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New Get-Rich-Quick Scheme

I am looking for investors in my new toy company. Our first product will be the…   Investors please send cash cheques and money orders.  

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Too Much Information

I went down to Albany today, to visit my sleep therapist.  I took the opportunity to do some shopping. I bought a new battery and a dash mat for the Camry, some hard to find (in Katanning) food ingredients, and … Continue reading

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Bunyip Sighting in Western Australia

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Bikers Like Boobies

It seems Boobies like Bikers too. And You should beware of WOMBATS.  They will steal your bike at the first opportunity.      

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Rare Sighting

The very rare Hochstetter’s Flamboyant Emu, Dromaius novaehollandiae hochstetteri, long thought extinct, has been spotted in Western Australia.   Second only to the Dropbear in rarity, The Flamboyant Emu is believed to be down to only  a few mating pairs. The … Continue reading

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Hey Dave!

Remember when we came upon that hitch hiker? And YOU said we could not give her a lift because she had no helmet? And we never saw a cop for the next three days?  Well. I hope you can sleep … Continue reading

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Ecstatic

The phone rang. On the line was Marion Kind, PA to Dr Niel Openyouup. “I am making up Dr Openyouup’s surgery list. Do you still want your arm attended to, and are you happy for Dr Openyouup to be your surgeon?” … Continue reading

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