Breaking News

Today, in Katanning, much to everyone’s surprise: Nothing Happened!

It happened so suddenly, so unexpectedly, the entire population was taken completely unawares.

It will be a long long time before the residents of this little Great Southern town forget the non-events of this day. Many are still traumatised and are still gathered in small groups in the two remaining hotels to discuss the non event and to give support and reassurance to each other.

It certainly shows that our community spirit is not dead, and is clear evidence that adversity still brings out the best in us all.

Even so, for everyone’s sake, I can only hope that nothing not as devastating as this wasn’t, never happens again.

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About Uisce úr

Though I am old with wandering Through hollow lands and hilly lands, I will find out where she has gone, And kiss her lips and take her hands; And walk among long dappled grass, And pluck till time and times are done, The silver apples of the moon, The golden apples of the sun.
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5 Responses to Breaking News

  1. Devereau Dinsdale (Devie Boy) says:

    Still working out what happened or was supposed to happen?? Can you clarify.

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  2. Alan says:

    I think carefully about ALL my sentences!

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  3. DaveB says:

    I bet you had to think carefully about that last sentence.

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