There is but one brand of canned spaghetti that is worth eating in the entire world and there are only two acceptable ways to eat it. The brand is Watties. The only acceptable ways to eat it are
- in a sandwich provided you are fourteen years or younger.
- straight from the tin.
No other way will do. To heat it and serve it on toast is a faux pas. To spread it on baked scone dough with some cheese and call it pizza is a capital offence.
I have spoken.